Science Fiction / Horror / Comedy /

Score: 41.6%( 18 votes )

Overview: The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

Cast:

Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali
Timmy

Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head

Randy Sklar
News Anchor

Jason Sklar
News Anchor

Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn
Himself

Elizabeth Johnson
James' Assistant

India Allen
Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper

Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #1

Kelli Powers
Lesbian Art Student #2

Jamie Greco
Surly Crack-Head Trannie

Ron Jeremy
Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Trey Parker
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Timothy Muskatell
Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Josh Taylor
Fake Zit Guy

Ted Raimi
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

John Williamette
Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

Adam Jahnke
Purse Snatcher

James Ojala
Monster Meat

Paul Salamoff
Office Chair Victim

Kevin Thigpen
Black Guy #2

Gared Williams
Bouncer

Trent Haaga
Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed
Guy at the Party

Lizzy Strain
Party Goer

Eli Roth
Party Goer

Doug Sakmann
Party Goer

Stephen Blackehart
Himself (uncredited)

Crystal Cartwright
Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

Wes Craven
Party Goer (uncredited)

New Found Glory
New Found Glory

Mark Gagliardi
People at the Party

Tamela
People at the Party

Smokey Miles
Party Goer

James Lynch
Party Goer

Leroy Patterson
Party Goer

Phil Haney
Party Goer

Penny Folger
People at the Party

Paul Malcolm Pruett
Party Goer

Nicole Talley
People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

Heather Darling
People at the Party

Lisa Michelle Axelrod
Voice Over

J.D. Brown
Party Goer

Lenora Claire
Party Goer

Josi Kat
Self

Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper

D.M. Schofield
Lesbian Vampire

Zafer Ulkucu
People at the Party

Gabriel Friedman
Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

Marc Gras
(uncredited)

Edward Havens
Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Chris Lanphear
Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

Sam Macaroni
Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

Terryn Westbrook
Door Girl (uncredited)