Comedy / Crime / Romance /

Score: 26.2%( 8 votes )

Overview: Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.

Cast:

Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel

Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle

Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne

Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess

Brian Thompson
Bruno

M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim

Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess

Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess

Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover

John Vernon
Von Bulo

Alex Cord
Herskovitz

Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess

Richard Gautier
The Bartender

Norman Fell
The Dentist

Billy Barty
The Bell Boy

Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1

David Birney
Fed. #2

Camilla Sparv
The Maitre D'

Erik Estrada
Gonzales

Bubba Smith
The Cop

Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras

Julie Gray
Miss Hungary

Lisa Altamirano
Miss Spain

Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)

Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba

Penelope Crabtree
Miss Poland

Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia

Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq

Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania

Andrea Parker
Miss France

Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam

Virginia Brady
Butch Guard

Jamee Natella
Waitress

Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler

Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II